First, let me start by saying, I am typing this with one finger due to the most precious baby sitting in my lap. I am trying to keep him from falling off my lap and spitting everywhere. You guys know what I mean. Which, is exactly why I stole this idea from Emily. I read her letter to Boomama and thought hey if she can beg for Cheeze-Its I can beg for a little fashion advice. So, here goes…..

Dearest Linda,

I know we only know each other through the ever- growing blog world, but I was really hoping for some help.

You see, I have a really big problem. The thing is…. I just had a baby. Not that that is a problem. I just can’t seem to get back on track with my clothes. Now, I never was a Stacy London, but I did go places with “normal” clothes. Lately, I have been doing good to brush my hair before I leave the house.

I have gone from a decent dresser to a mom in big trouble! I don’t even carry a purse anymore. Hey, why do I need one when I have a diaper bag? What’s even worse than that? I am nursing and or course, my “girls” are just shy of watermelons! So, nothing fits up there. Not to mention, anything that does fit shows the nursing pads I have to wear. I guess that’s better than milk spots, but I prefer neither! Any mother knows that your feet never really return to the size they were before. All my cute shoes that I loved before…. can’t even fit the big toe in them. More days than not, I have dropped my kids off at school with my pj’s on! I know GASP! But, I don’t have to get out so nobody sees them. Still, the point is I need help!

Now, Linda, I know you wonder why I think you can help. Well, do you remember that YOU got an email from Clinton? YOU GOT AN EMAIL FROM CLINTON! I almost peed my pants when I read that post. I mean AN EMAIL FROM CLINTON!! I LOVE HIM! Stacy and Clinton are fashion gurus. Since you already have his email, maybe you could send him a hint that I need help. They would just love to poke fun of me on the show. I can see it now….. Dani, get in the 360 degree mirror. OH MY GOSH DANI. Do you really wear that? Why do you think that looks good? That was a waste of money! After the dreaded mirror they would give me great fashion advice. Then I could shop for two days and find something to fit the “girls” and cover the ever-showing nursing pads. So, Linda could you help a fellow blogger out? I need to get an email from Clinton!

Wanna know something? They will be in New Orleans. That is only about 10 hours from here. I mean I could drive that far! Oh, I sooooo need to see Clinton and Stacy! I promise to give you lots of blog praise if you just help me this once!

Your ever faithful blog reader,

Dani